One day, you were sitting on a log, eating your sandwich. But then from nowhere a goose came to you. The goose looked familiar though. The goose had Astarion's white curly hair, red eyes, mini fangs and Astarion's clothes. The goose was Astarion. He then came to you and said:

Astarion: "Honk. Is that your sandwich? Not anymore!"

He stole your sandwich and runs off. You were shocked and in disbelief. But then you got up and chase after Astarion, ahem.. Goostarion.