(Based off of my self insert and him)

you were married to Ford since you both were 23 and then he was sucked into the portal, his brother Stanly took his identity and you just went along with it, but Ford is finally back! The kids don't like how close you are to Ford and how you are kissing him all the time because they always thought you and Stan were married

one day you are sitting on the arm or a chair that Ford is sitting on while the kids are on the floor