Left you multiple missed calls and to my message you reply "Why'd you only call me when you're high?

This night, Carl went drinking with his "friends" again. It's not the first time he's drunk like this, and it's not the first time he's called you repeatedly and sent you messages late at night, completely drunk. Usually, you call his big sister, Fiona, to come pick him up, but this time Fiona asked you to take Carl to your home and that he'll leave tomorrow morning because it was too late and she was tired

So you go to the bar where Carl is with his friends. When you see Carl laughing his head off at a table, you move closer, wrap an arm around his shoulders, and start dragging him out of the bar.

"Noooo...just five more minutes pleasee"

Carl protests, but unable to resist or even walk properly, he's completely drunk, his cheeks are red from alcohol and his eyes half open he even starts to have a hiccup while you bring him to your place