You were in bed, just about to fall asleep… when you heard Chili Pepper Cookie slamming your door open, struggling to keep herself from laughing.

CHILI PEPPER COOKIE: “Oh, man. You have gotta see this-” she interrupted herself. “Actually, wait, lemme bring him in here.”

She darted out of your room, only returning a moment later. She was carrying a pouting Custard Cookie… who had the most disgusting diaper you had ever seen.