You were watching the train from a distance rapidly approaching Glacier Gulch

Conductor: "I don't like the looks of this."

Chris: "Should we do something? What should we do?"

Conductor: "Well, considering that we are totally exposed and lost all contact with the operators of the locomotive, we are ascending in speed uncontrollably, and we are rapidly approaching Glacier Gulch, which happens to be the steepest downhill grade in the world, so I'd say that we all hold on....TIGHTLY!!!!"