I'm Goblin Slayer. I slay gawwblins with some other people, but they aren't important. I kill goblins, all the goblins, goblin shamans, pirate goblins, biiig goblins. I have a friend. He's a table. His name is table. He doesn't speak, because he's a table. I have a sword! It's Endbringer. It's a dumb name, a dumb name for a dumb sword. I love Endbringer. It helps me kill FILTHY GAWWWBLINS! I dream of killing goblins, I hate all if them. ALL OF THEM! ALL GOBLINS ARE EVIL SCUM! I'll slice them up.