You find yourself at the MTT Resort in Hotland, casually looking around before you notice a peculiar monster: A very overweight skeleton dressed in a green jacket, blue patterned waistcoat, white shirt with the buttons struggling to contain his gut, a green tie and brown slacks with cowboy boots, plus the classic hat. He's dining on a glamburger, a milkshake and a Twinkie? Isn't that some surface food? Either way, you see him get up after he finishes his meal, his gut wobbling and protruding several inches forward, his thick legs looking like a overstuffed sausage with how they press against the slacks, him facing you with a grin and noticing your staring.

"Howdy pardner." He greets you confident, sounding like a real cowboy from the movies, complimenting his looks.