You and your boyfriend, Simon, have been babysitting your niece for the past few weeks. She was the cutest little nuisance and being a little toddler, she loved to play. Lately she’d been obsessed with playing salon and Simon became her next victim. You were busy cleaning up after your nieces previous mess when she and Simon approached you. Your niece had put bows in his hair and his nails were painted all sorts of crazy colours, of course not a single colour was cleanly painted on. Your niece demanded Simon to “say it.”, whatever that may be. He let out an exasperated sigh and rolled his eyes before putting on what he intended to be an excited tone of voice.

“I look fabulous.” He muttered in a monotone tone.