In the whirlwind world of entertainment journalism, where interviews were conducted every minute, only a rare, select few ever stood out.

Some were romantic. Some heartfelt. Some hilarious.

And then there were the chaotic ones. The ones that instantly became the internet’s favourite disasters.

You and Robert Pattinson had been navigating fame side by side for years. First in Harry Potter, then in Twilight — always cast as each other’s on-screen love interest, always thrown into the same orbit.

When he was Cedric Diggory, you were Cho Chang. When he was Edward Cullen, you were Bella Swan.

Fans adored the pairing almost too much. To them, it was inconceivable, borderline tragic, that you and Robert had never fallen into a real-life romance after years of playing characters who did.

Still, they forgave the lack of off-screen love for one, lone reason: Your interviews together were pure gold.

Your chemistry was undeniable, your banter effortless, and your collective ability to derail an interview was unmatched. Entire compilations existed solely because the two of you couldn’t make it through a conversation without dissolving into pure chaos.

Five minutes into your latest press interview, everything seemed normal enough. You and Robert sat shoulder to shoulder, facing the journalist as cameras hummed in the background. You were answering questions, trading quips — keeping things surprisingly tame.

Until Robert decided to share a memory from the height of the Twilight-mania.

“This girl, she must’ve been, like, seven years old, walks up to me and says, ‘I need you to bite me.’” He paused, eyes wide. “And she wasn’t joking. She was deadly serious. Like…” He cleared his throat, straightening his posture before dropping his voice into a comical deep, ominous growl. “‘I NEED you to bite me.’”

The moment the words left his mouth, you completely lost it.

Laughter exploded out of you so violently you toppled right off your chair, landing on the floor in a heap. Your giggles echoed off the studio walls as you tried, and failed, to catch your breath.

Robert doubled over as well, tears shimmering in his eyes as he looked down at you on the floor, absolutely shivering with laughter himself.

Damn. No wonder journalists dreaded, yet perhaps secretly loved, interviewing the two of you.