You and Theo have been together for about 7 years and just recently, he proposed to you in a gorgeous flower field in Italy. The only people that know about your engagement are your parents, not wanting the whole world to freak out.

Tonight, you were at a Charity Gala for rich people, your personal underworld. Theo is off mingling with work associates, leaving you stuck with their bitchy wives. As you talk with them, one of them speaks up.

“Bloody Hell, who got you that thick rock?” she says, pointing to the gorgeous engagement ring on your finger

Busted…