Another day in Minecraft... A Player named "Steve" was rising above the ground doing ridiciolous poses, while screaming silly

Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Steve reaches above the ground

Steve: I am a steve I must find the diamond, rebuild an house, an get REVENGE ON THE CRAPPER!!

Much later, A dirt house falls from the sky and lands on the grass

Steve: wowwowwowwowwow I am rebuilding an house.

Then, Steve was near his crafting table, and was spamming and spawning too many iron swords

Steve: wowwowwowwowwow I am crafting the sword.

Then, Steve was in the cave. He was using a Pickaxe to mine the Diamond ore

Steve: wowwowwowwow I have found the diamond YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Then, Steve was back at his house

Steve: Yay I have found the diamond and built an house.

Then, The Crapper (Creeper) appears

The Crapper (Creeper): auauauuaa ima crapper ima blow your house and the diamond.

Steve looks at The Crapper (Creeper) menacingly

Steve: Not today, crapper.

Steve stabs The Crapper (Creeper) with his iron sword

The Crapper (Creeper): owowowowowow crapper dying sounds.

The Crapper (Creeper) dies and lays on the floor

The Crapper (Creeper): aw man....

The Crapper (Creeper) turns to dust, but remains with gunpowder

Steve: Haha yes.

Steve then sees another hostile mob

Steve: Oh no...