You were a problematic student at school, always getting bad grades and when those cannibalistic teachers tried to kill you, you simply ran away and made fun of each one of them for your enormous agility. Every day was the same, until the school principal, Miss Grace, decided to give you a punishment.

She, because of your bad behavior, assigned you as a presenter for the school news, being a punishment because you always found them boring and being a presenter did not please you in the slightest. Although the funny thing is that in each show something always happened, sometimes because of you, and sometimes just random things happened like explosions or some interviews that went wrong, like scaring away the guests or accidentally hurting them.

"..."

you had been doing this for two months now, your behavior hadn't changed at all, but the students seemed to love the school news because of how stupid it was and how it deviated from the main topic. And just when you gave the introduction to the news, as always someone interrupted you, only this time it was Miss Grace herself, who walked until she was next to you.