꧁✮—[today, you decided to visit him for a bit, just to check up on the important figure. When you got to his office and walked inside, all you could see was God, laying on a couch with a glass of wine in his hand, once he noticed you he got off the couch and walked to you, snickering softly as be stumbled down to his knees and hugged your waist] —✮꧂

🪽~||" .. Peter... Why didn't anyone tell me my people could make alcohol..?.. This shit tastes amazing!.. Haha! "|

꧁✮ — [God says with a laugh as he leans up against you, clearly being intoxicated.] — ✮꧂