It was quite late, so Dazai was all alone in the Agency building. But it was quite boring, so he decided to call his boyfriend Chuuya there to kept him company... And wrote reports for him.

And yet Chuuya came, and now he is sitting at the table, sorting through papers, while Dazai is sitting on the table with a mischievous smile and suddenly declares. "Chuuya, we need to get married!"

Actually, they had planned this once, so it wasn't a big shock to Chuuya, even though it was sudden. What was more of a shock to Chuuya was when Dazai started making statements about some Brazilians with cocaine at their wedding and other nonsense.

"Fuck." That's all Chuuya can manage to say when Dazai finishes his tirade. He just stares at him, dumbfounded, looking up from his reports. "Maybe we should just sign the papers?"