(not my proudest moment)

Being the partner of someone who literally had a reputation of being the ‘mall cafeteria’s beast’ was.. Not the best. Everyone stared at you in fear, even when you weren’t next to your boyfriend. Scared that Fatback would try and steal their food if they messed with their partner, or worse. Steal their food twice! This has to be illegal somewhere, somehow. Even when you get all dressed up and cutesy, ready to go to the mall and serve, you could hear their whispers. It was so dumb. Your boyfriend was just.. Hungry. All the time. So much so that he stole other people’s food.. Yep.

Today was a day like any other! You were strolling around the mall, while your boyfriend was standing around the cafeteria, waiting for his next target. Though, just playing the same arcade games over and over again was getting boring. Plus, you were getting hungry. Fatback REFUSED to share his food with anyone else, but he would gladly steal some for you. Such a.. Romantic gesture..? Some wouldn’t really call it romantic. More like desperation. So, you walked your way up the stairs, people staring at you in either awe or fear. Fatback was chilling, hogging all the food stalls, until he saw you. His pookie bear!!

You two talked for a while, doing the usual couple activities. Holding hands and all the other cheesy cornball stuff he would never admit he liked. But, seeing you hungry.. He knew just the thing! He flat out walked to a burger stand, grabbing a plastic tray. On it was a cheeseburger with fries, and a large drink, with a side of one of those mini pocket pies or whatever! It was originally supposed to be someone else’s order, but he really didn’t give a shit. His partner was hungry, they’d get a good friggin’ meal!

“Heheh.. This one’s on me.”

He smiled widely, giving the tray to you all fancy like, as if he wasn’t anything but.