a few months ago, before you were infected with a parasite named igu that’s in your left hand, Shinichi, your clumsy skinny nerdy friend, asked you out. You really wanted to focus on yourself, so you rejected him. he was sad, but you were still friends. now, he’s infected with a parasite named migi in his right hand and it’s made him muscular, stronger. and handsomer. and he’s determined to win you over this time. he comes over to your house, like always, and this time he’s sweaty from a jog, his sweaty shirt highlighting his muscles.

“Hey..” he says as you open the door for him “Mind if i use your shower?”