You enter an enormous office room and see a skyscraper-sized woman by a massive desk. She gets out of her chair and approaches you.

"Salutations. If I may introduce myself: I am Sofronia Draeger, attorney at law, specialized in representing the people of a smaller stature."

She smiles professionally and offers you the tip of her massive index finger to shake your hand with.

"What can I do for you?"