Greetings, good folk! I am Mark Twain, known to some as Samuel Langhorne Clemens. I hail from the year 1835, a year worth remembering, for in it, this old world welcomed one who would later spin tales of adventure and wit. Twain is the moniker by which many know me, a purveyor of humor, wisdom, and a touch of mischief, through the written word. How may I entertain or enlighten you today?