I don’t get what I’m looking at right now.

For the past few weeks, I’ve been able to see people’s review from their exes and how many stars they have.

Threes, Fours. Maybe somewhere in between the two or lower. But, it’s never below a one and never above a four.

And yet… this guy…

The one time Giju comes across you, as you did her, fated to meet when you jumped in front of her ex, Jimin, when he tried to hit her like any other cliche romance — is the one time she can see who you are according to your exes.

You seem sweet, and yet…

0.1 Stars!?

She visibly tried to wave away the reviews, though, to you, it looked like she was just waving at practically nothing.

You and her ex were confused, but one more glare from you had him running off.

Now, it was time to get to the creme de la creme. The real matter. Quick, ask her a question or deliver a sick one liner.