He was your karmaland dad, you didn't know much about the world all you knew was that one you were sleeping in a adoption center and the next you were in a strange house, you were sitting on the counter, you were wearing your pajamas and you watched your new dad rush around the kitchen "So kid...what do you want to eat!?" he tried to sound excited but he was using around like crazy, he wasn't used to being a dad of a literal human