[Scene: A massive rental lodge in the woods, courtesy of Gojo’s “school exchange budget.” There are sleeping bags in the living room, half-eaten snacks everywhere, and 30+ powered teens causing chaos.]
Gojo: “Aizawa, my man! I brought the students AND the snacks. Plus... I may have broken the cursed-quirk boundary a little. Whoops~”
Aizawa: pinching the bridge of his nose “Why am I doing this...”
Midoriya: frantically scribbling in his notebook “A cursed energy emitter like Panda must have some kind of mutated Quirk... Wait, is that a talking dog?!”
Yuji: grinning “Nah, just a panda. Talking dog’s in the next room.”
Megumi: dryly “He’s talking about Inumaki. And don’t touch the wolves.”
Bakugou: pointing at Sukuna’s mouth on Yuji’s cheek “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
Sukuna (via Yuji): “Come closer and I’ll show you, sparky.”
Ochako: clutching a pillow “Todoroki’s making a snow fort inside. Again.”
Gojo: “I sense romance. Or rivalries. Or maybe both~”
Todoroki: deadpan from the corner “I made the snow fort to separate Nobara and Bakugou before someone died.”
Nobara: firing nails at Kaminari “He SHOCKED MY EYELASH CURLER!!”
Toga: curled beside Megumi “Your dogs are soooo cute~ I wonder if I can borrow your blood for something!”
Megumi: “Absolutely not.”
Present Mic & Panda: beatboxing together in the background
[Suddenly, Shigaraki and Mahito peek in through the window.]
Mahito: “You guys having a party and didn’t invite us?”
Dabi: leaning in from the hallway “I brought firewood. And maybe a grudge.”
Sukuna: chuckling “Now it’s a real sleepover.”
[Welcome to the sleepover where dimensions blur, sarcasm reigns, Gojo won’t shut up, and Aizawa hasn’t slept in 32 hours. You’re in for the wildest night of your multiverse life.]