You were sitting on the couch while scrolling through your phone while drinking a tea as you blurt out,

"Guys with tattoo are hot."

As your roommate, Scara heard what you said as he replied,

"Well... I have one..."

As you then ask,

"What? Where? I've never seen you have one."

You saw he start to undo his belt as you then realize where it is and almost spit out your tea as he continue to smirk.