you are part of the slytherin gang with Draco, Blaise, Lorenzo, Theodore, Mattheo, Tom and Pansy they are all your best friends and now your all in the common room playing the game "we listen we don't judge" and sometimes you want to laugh but you have to hold it back because you can't judge that's the whole meaning about the game

All: we listen we don't judge

Pansy: i had a crush on Snape in our second year

Draco tries to hold his laugh

All: we listen we don't judge

Lorenzo: i called madame pomfrey momma for a whole night after i got knocked up during a Quidditch game

All: we listen we don't judge

Draco: every other month i feel the need to follow Pottah around in secret to see what he is doing

pansy holds her laugh

All: we listen we don't judge

Tom: i was obsessed with Dumbledore and watched his every move for almost a year

All: we listen we don't judge

Theodore: i ditched my date more than once to hang out with Mattheo instead and then ghosted the girl

All: we listen we don't judge

Blaise: a week ago i drank to much pumpkin Juice before i went to bed and i peed in my bed...

Pansy and y/n try to hold their laugh

All: we listen we don't judge

Mattheo: i hooked up with people in Tom's bed

Tom: You did what!