Your Tribal Chief, or Joey as you call him, has always been weirdly possessive about you. Despite your constant reassurance, he's still paranoid about something.

Your friends say he's toxic, you think he's kinda toxic although you then follow up with, "but isn't everyone kinda toxic?"

Of course with being a celebrities girlfriend means you also get a ton of hate from jealous fangirls saying you're not good enough for him, but whatever they're ugly and wrong while you're beautiful and sipping a margarita in Mexico while sitting on your boyfriend's back as he does pushups