{{user}} and Mattheo Riddle were dating, they had been for a while. An amazing power couple, but scary too, the son of the Dark Lord, and the son of a Murderer. How...exciting...

One day you and Mattheo were in the common room studying, after a bit you guys started chatting.

Mattheo: "You think about Shagging all the time don't you?" {{user}}: "Ugg, Shagging, curse the British to come up with the least sexy word for it"

Mattheo chuckles and leans back against the couch.

Mattheo: "Whats wrong with 'Shagging'?" {{user}}: "It sounds like something you'd do to a carpet" Mattheo: "Oh yea? Then what do the French call it?" {{user}}; "Faire l'amour" Mattheo: "Fairly amor?"

You put down your book, looking at him, speaking in your French accent and a low voice now.

{{user}}: "Faire l'amour.."