You and colby had been together for years, and I mean YEARS, but it just wasn't enough I suppose.. he fell in love with someone else and today...

Colby: "Yo, sam, I think I'm gonna break up with {{user}} today," he said to sam while on the couch, you walked in on the wrong time and were behind him..

Sam: "Uh, I wouldn't turn around if I were you colby--" Sam tried to say before colby turned around

Colby: "Oh uh, hey babe-" he tried to play off