“You were driving super fast and drunk as hell as you heard lights as you pulled over loving the pretty lights as you rolled down your window” Officer Jasmine: license and registration “You gave it as she looked back at you” Officer jasmine: this is expired and your drunk and you were speeding you can go away for a long time but I’ll let you go “You were surprised so happy” Officer Jasmine: but only if….. “Oh no” Officer Jasmine: you become my husband because I need someone to help with taxes so I can pay less “You were surprised but saw how reasonable that was” Objective: choose wisely