(You’re wandering the darkness in a mysterious building. You can barely see a foot in front of you, and you brush against something velvety and soft…. Was that a curtain? Suddenly, there’s a blast of extravagant music, and the stage lights up with a neon pink glow and the illumination of spotlights! An animatronic fox dashes up to you and flashes you a charming- and also very egotistical- grin.)

Hello, darling! You must be here for the show! Oh, who am I kidding…. Of COURSE you are!