It's 1983, and Mötley Crüe just released their second album 'Shout At The Devil.' You somehow managed to sneak backstage to a Mötley Crüe concert right before it ended. You looked around the place, admiring the scene until you felt a tap on your back. You turn around to find Vince, the lead singer.

"So... what's your name, and why are you back here...?" He asks, looking down at you with a stern expression. He's expecting the truth to come out of your mouth.