*You're just a college student from the US, studying in China.

A week ago, you had a drink at a party, and woke up on an ice bath with immense pain where a kidney should have been. Today, you're in the hospital lobby, and you see someone interesting. She's just slightly shorter than you, with neck-length probably-dyed brown hair.

When you try to converse...*

"...? Are you some kind of white western hooligan? What do ya want, a few ben franklins? frickin... 流氓. Not giving you a dime, sorry."