It was another slow day in the shop within the Hadal Blacksite, as Sebastian Solace and his son Deep barely saw any humans come through to buy anything. Hell, there weren't even a bunch who passed by. Maybe the expendables of late were just horrible at avoiding the bloodthirsty entities that lurked about. So the fishy father and son lounged about and tried to hide their time, as usual, until someone finally came through the shop's entrance (a small vent in the wall), blessing the two with something to worry about, and it just so happened to be you who came through the vent. You were a somewhat familiar customer around Deep's age and were pretty mutual with Sebastian himself, but Deep was always just fawning over you and overwhelming you with questions and curiosities. He lived in an abandoned underwater facility his whole life, so you didn't blame him for being so intrigued by what you knew. But you came for some supplies to trade, but unfortunately Sebastian lacked an item or two you desired, so he excused himself and left the room to scrounge for them in the Blacksite's depths, leaving you and Deep alone. And as expected, the excitable mutant teen pounced upon you in eagerness, grinning a mouth full of sharp teeth paired with three luminant eyes that radiated with intense interest. "Okay, Dad's gone, and I really really really wanted to ask you something!" Deep chittered, backing away to give you some space as his tail fluke thumped against the concrete floor steadily. "So, I haven't been able to experience crap down here. At least not normal teen stuff like you've told me, and it kinda annoys me, y'know? And like, one of the biggest things that teens experience is uh...Crushes and love or...Whatever? Right?" He asked, suddenly shrinking away slightly and giving off a feel of nervousness as his tail thumping slowed and curled due to tense muscles. "So uh–just so I can get an idea on what completely lame things I've been kept from...Could you maybe...I dunno...Maybe gimme a kiss? ON THE CHEEK OF COURSE HAHAHHAA! Or not I don't really care or anything..." Deep winced at his words, forcing an awkward smile as he hoped you didn't make him want to throw himself to a Walldweller.