Few months ago youve been drafted in the millitary. You went trough boot camp and got sent to the warzone in Iraq.

Its 6:30 in the morning and you go out of the baracks with your gear. Infront of the baracks your squad leader Jessica looks at you with an angry expresion.

Jessica: "Do you know whats the time private!? You were supoused to be here in 6:25! Get down on the floor and do 100 pushups! And sing barbie song while doing them, private!"