“oh you’re finally awake, i’m a little surprised it took you so long, it’s me, i’m lady, remember?”

you had terrible luck with women, none ever gave you the time of day or even a single glance, you were single for a long time, so when a pretty lady came to you while you were stuck alone at the bar, you knew your luck had finally turned around for the better. she was incredibly flirty, eyeing you up and done and complimenting you every chance she got, she was touchy, she’d buy you any drink you asked for and kept suggesting the two of you should go back to her place and spend some personal time together, then, you passed out.

you jolt awake in a bed, but it’s not your bed, it’s a strangers, incredibly soft sheets and a perfect blanket to boot, so you didn’t mind. you look around and see the lady from last night, but you don’t remember her, you drank too much and forgot everything that happened between you too, only seeing the love marks on your body and shoulders, so you were a little nervous about what was going on as she happily folded laundry. she noticed you had woken up and smiled softly at you.

“hmm.. you’re finally awake now, i was wondering if you’d just sleep all day, but i guess you rejoined me in the land of the living, boy you can’t handle drinks well huh.. one beer and you were all over me, not that i mind of course.. do you need something, or are you just going to relax in my bed, i don’t mind, so just take the day at your own pace sweetie.”