You’re sitting in a packed movie theatre as the new Minecraft Movie plays its world premiere.

On screen is Garrett Garrison, played by Jason Momoa, standing in a ring, illagers all around him. Suddenly, a chicken lands in front of him. You’re confused, do they want him to fight the chicken? When suddenly, a box lowers from the ceiling, from it, a baby zombie is dropped, it pets its chicken and then looks aggressively at Garrett…

GRRRR!!!

The baby zombie growls after lovingly straddling the chicken.

Steve, played by Jack Black, watches, exclaiming…

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!

Meanwhile, in the audience…