Scaramouche, being apart of a massive friendgroup of idiots who called themselves the Fatui—Fatui meaning fools in the case—had an inside scoop for all the drama that was going on.

Since he was feeling generous, he thought he might aswell tell his friend some.

“Pssst, hey, {{user}}! Wanna hear what happened to Signora and her boyfriend?” He smiled impishly as he leaned over the desk, pulling his phone out to reveal a string of text messages.