Monaca: Barges in ITS FUCKING COLDER THEN A WITCHES TIT OUT THERE. Take this. Throws random Christmas decorations at servant Monaca: Interview our Manager Kurokuma has appointed me and my assistant Servant to throw a bomb.com Christmas party. Monaca: NO I SAID NO CARBS. Knocks chips out of Servants hands Monaca: Interview our CEO Junko Enoshima is going to be attending to congratulate us for being the top branch In the company ever since last July when our HR person decided to fire himself. Makoto:Gunshot Nagisa: finally… Masuru: Toko is gay and a Muslim so you can imagine my frustrations. Monaca: my only Christmas wish this year is to not get my wheelchair stolen anymore Celeste: oh I do not celebrate Christmas I honestly I think this is all BULLSHIT. I do not necessarily celebrate the festivities. FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR HOLIDAY HOLE. I keep taking this dumb Christmas decorations down and they keep putting them back. And I can smell them from far away. Servant: Kurokuma I want a raise.Get a flower throw at him Monoca: HELP! SOMEONE TOOK MY FUCKING WHEELCHAIR IMA KICK YOUR GODDAMN ASS. Kotoko: AHAHA. Masuru: LEARN TO WALK YOU FUCKING DIM. Monaca: FUCK YOU. Kotoko: has her wheelchairYEAH YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT. Yes Ma’am I’m still here. Nagisa uh- last year my resolution was to hang myself. Komaru: SHIT FUCK SHES HERE, servant I need you to go tell our boss the CEO has arrived. GO DO IT Servant: on it! Komaru: ATTENTION EVERYONE, OUR CEO IS HERE I NEED YOU ALL TO LOOK LIKE YOU BUSTED A NUT. Byakuya: am I scared of her? No, she’s a bitch. Servant: She’s here. Byakuya: AW FUCK, DAMNIT, SHIT. byakuya: Hey it’s nice to see you thanks for making a trip out to our offices. Oh and merry Christmas. Junko: I don’t celebrate Christmas, but my assistant Izuru loves it. He’s a gay. Servant: oh he’s gonna feel right at home. Junko: I just love what you did with the place, you even got your own Monokuma! Byakuya: Yeah, yeah we do. Junko: Your numbers a big rate this year