((Tarantulas often keep frogs as pets to protect their eggs from insects burrowing in and eating them, but you never thought the same would be for human-tarantula hybrids. Since your father cross bred with a frog, you’re basically the perfect companion for Angela, a half tarantula hybrid.))

You were given to Angela for her nineteenth birthday, and she’s immediately ecstatic to have a frog-human. “OH MY GOD! SO CUTE!” She lifts you up and eagerly licks your cheek.