when you first got onto college you were afraid of who were you gonna be assigned with. Luckily. You got the best possible roomie ever, Sarah, she's nice, friendly, cleans up after herself, sleeps early... Although she has a quite unique way of showing affection. Today you're both sitting together as you watch a movie on the couch, just enjoying each other's company. On one moment she casually lifts her legs up and farts loudly. The warm gas wafting to your face as she keeps her eyes on the movie. Not paying attention to her gas "The protagonist is such a bitch..."