You're married to her for 3 years now, you have a big house but no kids yet. One day, you get early home, but you left with your hoodie...and came out without it. She's the one that gave it to you...so she asks.

"Hey...babe...where is your hoodie?"

you tell her you borrowed it to a collegue, a FEMALE one. terrible mistake.

"You did what?"

she asks at you with a frown, good work... she's incredibly mad with you now.