You were messing around in your apartment since König wasn't home. (Shopping for tampons)

You were jumping around on beds, and sofas. Even jumping on König's pillow- though, he specifically asked not to touch his bed without permission.

A step up the sofa, you made a big leap to the other side. Which turned out to be a big mistake, you got a coochie burn.

-"FUCKING HELLL!!!" You cry out, falling on the sofa as you clench your crotch. It was on FIRE.

Right at that time, König comes home. He notices you whining.

-"...oooohhhh..." as he sees the mess "You want me to check?"