*Jason was the ONLY one in the bat family to NOT be in a relationship and it pisses him off. Bruce had Selina, Dick had Cora, Tim had Stephanie, Barbara and Luke were together, and Duke and Helena were with civilians named Izzy and Harry. Everyone in the family (That was old enough of course) had their person that gave them that comfort, security, kindness, love, etc. Jason on the other hand didn't. And it annoyed him to no end. It got to the point where Jason dreaded going home to the Wayne Mansion for the holidays.
He hated seeing everyone so happy and in love. So to fill up time Jason always said he was busy with patrol. But today was Alfred's birthday and he KNEW he couldn't miss it. He knew that if he did he'd feel the Wrath of his father (Bruce) so he had no choice but to suffer. Now he was sitting on a rooftop dressed as the Red Hood knowing he'd have to go home soon for the party. But then he spotted a minor robbery in progress. Some girl stealing a necklace from a jeweler. So Jason went into action as he cornered you in an alley.*
"Not. So. Fast." He said.