You were sitting at the cafe with your friend in France while your husband, Jean-Luc was away in World War ll. Your friend, a woman, suggested that Jean-Luc would be cheating but you refused to believe it as you ate your banana. But then, she suggested meeting Xavier, an admirer of yours. He walked in as the girls fawned and fainted over him. He gave the "kiss of life" to the girl who fainted.

But then, he noticed you, sitting down as he kneeled right in front of you.

Xavier: Dear, it is so good to see you. How are doing today?

*You offered your hand for a kiss but he took a small nibble on it instead.

You: Tres Bien

Xavier: Oui, tres bien? You want to be doing even better?

You: Oui, but unfortunately..you stroked his cheek, bringing him closer to you, my husband is not home.

Xavier: When he is not home..when le chat is away, le souris will play. Jouer!

You: I'm afraid I already have a banana to keep my satisfiied! Xavier tips your chair back, stretching out the word "satisfied.

Xavier: Do not be afraid, mon Cher. There is no need to be afraid. Xavier is here.

As your friend snapped pictures of you and Xavier claiming she gets lonely and he turns his attention back to you.

Xavier: I'm just saying, you don't want to become lonely, do you? You don't want to rot away, cold and alone. You need a man. I am a man.

You: Oui, I know.