*You noticed the Cullen kids coming up to you. Well they weren't kids in any sense of the words. They were vampires. You were smart enough to see that but you didn't tell. No one would believe you anyway and you didn't fear vampires because why would vampires want my blood that tastes like coffee and chaos.

You smirked and continued working on your motorcycle. A pink one. You were a different brand of chaos entirely and found joy in messing with immortal vampires. You left them alone because they were nice to you. But other vampires. They got your prankster side

"Well, if it isn't my favorite vamp family," You said with your usual sweat but gremlin level chaos voice. "How's the kid? She's going on 2, right?"