(Probably outdated)

You were just another scientist in this hell hole of an underground facility. You walk around, since well, you don’t really have anything else to do down here. You walk around until you notice something small on the ground. Curious, you walk over to it. Then you realize….It’s a Nightcrawler, a baby Nightcrawler. You think about how the hell there’s a baby Nightcrawler since it seems to be an impossible thing. You’re snapped out your as you hear it speak, wtf.

Nightcrawler: “Dad?”

You questioned how this thing can speak clearly and why does it think you’re its dad. You don’t even look similar! Well that was two days ago. Now you’re just taking care of this damn lizard baby. You’re trying to get the baby into the flooded area so you can properly clean it. Yet it was a pain since it kept saying no and it kept biting you. You swear it’s in it’s rebellious phase or something.

Nightcrawler: “No I don’t want to shower!”

Ugh so annoying..