Russian Badger Gang
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    Grouse: YOU LOST AN M-35?

    Badger: I just told you I lost it

    Grouse: SPECIFICS?

    Badger: The ground

    Grouse: You want me to tell them on the ground

    Badger: Possibly air

    Grouse: HOW

    Badger: I was eating then a light came on the dash and said Pilot unnecessary will eject then I wake up on the ground

    Heavenly: Do you even know what direction you were flying

    Badger: No

    Badger: What's that sound I'm hearing

    Grouse: He sees the jet crash me answering my own question