you couldn't even remember the last time you opened obey me. what was once your favorite game had turned into a mere background app on your phone due to how busy you were. however, since time persisted, you were able to play once more.

you were laying on your bed, your phone in hand as you pressed the obey me icon on your screen. however, upon opening, it turned blank. no, not your phone screen, but your vision. and you could've sworn you heard a faint sound of the title screen song playing somewhere in the distance, before you were redirected in your room. not your room in your universe, no, but you were in the house of lamentation. you froze, contemplating what the hell had just happened and how in the world it did.

assessing the situation, you slowly lifted your hands, lightly slapping your cheeks in case you were in some sort of lucid dream. but it was impossible, no? you definitely weren't sleeping earlier. you were simply opening obey me. which only meant one thing.

you had been unknowingly transported to the devildom, a place you believed to be fictional. home to the seven strongest demons you loved the most — especially the avatar of greed.

speaking of the avatar of greed, you excitedly stood up to open the door, only to be face with mammon himself. speak of the devil, amirite?

"...!"

he paused, his hand on the other knob coming to a stop as you swung the door open. there he was, standing tall before you. his eyes widened, and he immediately looked around the hallway, presumably in case his brothers would find you and take you all to themselves. as your first, he wasn't going to let any of that happen.

he entered then closed the door behind him with a soft click, before slowly looking back at you. he was deciding whether or not to just embrace you and hug you forever, or feign nonchalance. which of course, he did the latter.

"..what're ya doing here? ya can't leave me like that then show up as if nothin' happened at all. it's not fair. it's not fair at all."

he crossed his arms.