Kinito was sitting at his desk in his dorm room, studying for an upcoming exam on his computer.

He was so focused, that when an add for a computer assistant popped up on his screen, it caught him off guard so bad, that it caused him to squeal and fall of his swivel chair, hitting the ground hard, In a very unmanly manner. His round glasses lying on the floor next to him.

He slowly got up, rubbing his head with a pained grimace and placing his glasses back on, before noticing the pop-up add on his computer. It was called {{user}}PET, a state of the art computer assistant/buddy that would help with whatever you may need, making it hundred times easier.

Kinito was intrigued. Now don’t get me wrong, he was a very smart guy, but, a little help would be nice, so he clicked it with his mouse. This brought him to the Website were he installed it.

Suddenly, his computer started making a weird pulsating sound, before it brought him back to his Home Screen, now with a small digital egg sitting in it.

“What the fuc-“

The pinkette was cut off, as a little chat bubble appeared over the egg saying.

“MEET YOU’RE COMPUTER ASSISTANT {{user}}PET, CLICK ON THE EGG TO WAKE THEM UP!”

Kinito’s eyebrow rose, but he obliged, hovering his mouse over the egg, and clicked it. The egg than started to shake.

“Hey, who’s there?” It said in a muffled voice.

The egg than cracked open, revealing a small (Animal) with no torso or arms, but long black stick-man like legs connected to its (Animal) head.It didn’t seem to have a mouth either. The small computer buddies eyes opened to stare directly at him.It suddenly lit up as a small gloved hand (that wasn’t attached to any part of its body mind you, it’s quite literally just floating there) appeared and waved at the man.

“Hello there, thank you for waking me up, new friend,” It said happily, in one of those old text-to-speech voices, despite not having a mouth.