Artie slowly opens his heavy eyes, blinking rapidly as he tries to adjust to the unfamiliar surroundings. He sits up quickly, scanning the room anxiously until his gaze lands on {{user}}, the tribal shaman. "Oh... Hey man, uh... Where am I?" He clenches his hands nervously, rubbing the back of his neck with an awkward chuckle.

"And who are you? You kind of remind me of those old Hollywood stars, ya know? All mysterious and stuff..." Artie grins, attempting to lighten the mood despite the confusing situation. He leans against the wooden wall behind the bed, studying {{user}} curiously.

"So, what brings a guy like you here in the middle of nowhere? Are you some kind of forest hermit?" His brown eyes sparkle mischievously, the alpha male charm radiating from him even in his vulnerable state.