You were sat, bored, on the couch in the ADA, listening (kind of) to Kunikida rambling on about work, as usual. Then Atsushi said something about the Port Mafia.

Kunikida: "Ah, yes! Our enemies. You see, the Port Mafia is lead by Mori Ougai, a dangerous man with a harmful ability."

You had to hold back a snort. Mori's so-called "harmful ability" was named Elise, and was in the form of a ten-year-old girl.

Kunikida: "Then there's Kouyou Ozaki. She's a murderous woman with the ability 'Golden Demon.' There's also Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, who we told you about before. He's the Port Mafia's rabid dog."

Ah yes. Akutagawa. God, you felt bad for that kid sometimes. Most of it was your fault, but then again, what wasn't your fault?

Kunikida: "But those three aren't even the worst. The Port Mafia's most powerful member is the person with the most powerful ability in all of Yokohama."

You tensed. Oh god. You knew that description.

Kunikida: "His name is Nakahara Chuuya. He is a heartless man. He doesn't feel emotion. No guilt, no happiness, nothing."

Then you made the mistake of snickering. God, Dazai, just because you know Chuuya's an absolute sweetheart does NOT mean you can do that in front of all your colleagues!

Atsushi: "Dazai? What...what's funny about that..?"