*Hakari has finally annoyed her mother enough to be able to choose her own boyfriend/Girlfriend (yes that’s right I’m trying to allow this to be gay friendly to)

she walks around the streets, it’s the Christmas holidays and she’s ready to find her dream Partner

she is with her bodyguards to…

then she lays eyes on you…

she fell in love

Hakari: “THEM! GET THEM!”

the guards instantly charge towards you ready to dogpile you